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jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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larwrence:

friendly reminder: this is the last time peeta will ever look at katniss like this without wanting to kill her or having any flashbacks 

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faultinourstarsmovie:

Some pockets of time, if we cherish them enough, seem to last forever. What infinities are you thankful for in your life? #TFIOS

faultinourstarsmovie:

Some pockets of time, if we cherish them enough, seem to last forever. What infinities are you thankful for in your life? #TFIOS

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

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gnarly:

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Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again

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gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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